Statuary Warning: KIDS BETWEEN AGES 4-10 ARE NOT ELLIGLBLE TO READ THE POST. BASED ON TRUE LIFE INCIDENT!
Scenario 1: Two small bubbly eyes were staring at the scene happening in front of them and wondering what’s going on! A lady is talking to the milk boy and was arguing about the no of days he missed. This went on for 2-3 mins but still the two eyes are stuck there constantly.
When the lady finished, she started walking towards the eyes and suddenly she grabs and picks her 5yr old kid into her arms. His two eyes still staring his mom, looking for an answer.
Boy: Mum, I’ve a doubt that you are in love with the milk boy or he is in love with you!!!
Mum: &^$@^*(@!&$#. What’s wrong with you, what made you think like this?
Boy: Unless you love each other, what is there between you both to talk so much? ROFL
Scenario 2: Same lady is talking to her young guy from the opposite flat and they had something to laugh at.
Boy could hear his mother’s voice and peeps through the door to see them together.
He ran into the bedroom, waking up his dad.
Boy: Dad I feel that Mom loves Krish bhaiyya.
Dad: Falls off the bed – (ROFL- ing Ofcourse!)
Boy: Do you think Mom proposed him or he proposed her.
Dad: ROFL ROFL ROFL!!
Courtesy: My Tenant’s Kid :-D